Are you Old?
Conversation between a mom and a child after a day at school goes like this.... M: Did you show the poster to the teachers? C: No, I forgot. M: How can you forget something that we spent a lot of time doing last night? C: Well, i just forgot. M: Do you know- only old people forget things that happened so recently? Are you old? C: No, i m N.E.W M:What? C: I am not Old, I m NEW. M rolls her eyes and chuckles.